HORRIFIC ASSAULT: PASTOR WADEN ATTACKS MCDONALD'S EMPLOYEE

In a shocking turn of events, local pastor Waden was witnessed attacking a McDonald's employee during a busy shift yesterday afternoon. Eyewitnesses report that the altercation began when Waden became agitated about the service. The McDonald's employee, giving his name as John Doe, apologized for the inconvenience, but Waden launched into a tirade